It should be illegal to be a jerk

You know, it should be illegal to be a jerk.
You should be hauled of to jail if you're rude to the clerk.
(And if the clerk's rude to you he should be locked up too)
We'll put all the jerks together in an asshole zoo.

It should definitely be illegal to yell.
If you make the server cry then you're of to a cell.
And I don't give a monkey's how aged you are-
If you just can't be civil then it's au revoir.

If they treat you like shit 'cause of your in a uniform
They should get one of their own and be made to reform.
Because a person's not garbage 'cause they make less cash.
It's your self-exaltation that belongs in the trash.

Yell at the staff-
Out on your ass.
Talk down to the waiter
And we'll see you later-

'Cause you know it should be illegal to be a jerk
and maybe if it was we might want to go to work.


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http://www.viruscomix.com/page486.html
yes, most of his comics have a lot of words, but it's actually well written, and worth reading. And it updates only once a week, so it's not a huge gap of time taken out of your life
http://www.viruscomix.com/subnormality.html